"Clearly, you lost a brain Lego"

My name is Major Maia, and this is my tumblog. I'm trying to get back into writing, so work that I do will get posted here. Otherwise, there's not much to me -- I drink tea, watch movies, do crafty things, and read far too much fanfiction.

(WARNING: THIS BLOG IS NSFW)

Recent Work

Posts I 'preciate

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tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them...

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fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

spineye:

amandaonwriting:

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

SOURCE

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Photo via makokitten

Moriarty: How hard do you find it, having to say “I don’t know”?

Sherlock: I don’t know.

Moriarty: Oh, that’s clever; that’s very...

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Photoset via goteamjosh

Photoset via goteamjosh
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pretendings:

Seriously great life advice though.

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Folks I Follow

For dashcommaslash

I think Tumblr may have eaten the ask I sent you about this, but I wanted to let you know that I adore everything about your blog and I have made you an icon which you may or may not choose to use. I can tweak it, or make a new one, but here you go. Thank you for being so awesome!